Being pegged as an ‘angry comic’ truly makes me want to vomit. To me the only labels in comedy that matter are ‘funny’, ‘original’ and ‘hack’. By original I don’t mean so weird that Andy Kaufman wouldn’t get it and by hack I mean the next comic who writes a girl fart joke should have his writing hand smashed with a mallet.There is no subject I won’t make fun of (with the exception, of course, of girl farts). This has nothing to do with integrity, it’s because smelling them gives me an erection.
I am 5’7, 160 lbs with brown hair, brown eyes and have a torso with the muscle tone of a retarded boy’s tongue. I enjoy dining out, dancing and recieving yellow discipline from black prostitutes. Judi Brown of the Aspen Comedy Festival said, “He’s so brutally honest. He’s very refreshing in a business where a lot of people are phony.” That is probably the nicest compliment I have received as a performer.
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